I want a kayak for my wife...

[roberts]

...excellent cook, likes to cut grass and paint. Sews.
willing to trade even. send picture of boat.

[millarky]

Bad question to ask a husband but what size is she?

[roberts]

...she might read this.

[millarky]

boat size silly

[roberts]

...I want to get a boat for her.

[genglish]

"Is that funny because it's so wrong, or is it wrong because it's so funny?"
~Whoopi Goldberg

[roberts]

...headed for slippery rock? What are you doing here?